Ruby! The Dogumentary!
“Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.” Gene Hill – The Dog Man. “It is a different kind of love between a dog and their owner than the love between human beings.” Gene Gittelson – The Jeweler. Two completely different people both talking about man’s best friend. Ruby and I are taking it to the streets this summer and beyond to celebrate and explore this kind of love! We would like you to go along with us! Ruby is my 4 year old 70 pound Doberman Pinscher and I do believe that she is worthy of a full length feature film! If you would like to be in this movie or make a cameo appearance please send an email message to email@example.com. All you have to do is just be yourself, maybe you want to sing Ruby a song, tell her a tale (no pun intended) or paint her a picture? Anything and everything goes! From what I understand dogs are pretty open minded! We can go on location and make a short film of your own pet for posterity’s sake too! Ruby is very excited and looking forward to meeting you out in the streets and at the dog parks very soon! She told me to tell you this: Two dogs are talking. One says to the other: “You’re crazy. You ought to see a psychiatrist.” The other dog says: “I’d love to, but I’m not allowed on the couch.” Now don’t forget to bring a biscuit treat!